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Why Chinese must not have English names ?????

Here is the reasons' why:

Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) - Call your mother
Danny See ( Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before

So, anyone who wanted an english name, pls dun choose any of those..haha... or u will get "ejek" for the rest of ur lives.....lol...

p/s- yeah! last paper tomorrow.....management paper....... hope i noe how to answer the questions...especially the essay, 20 marks somemore.......!!!!!