Yea, thats my dabate topic for BMC (managerial communication). Have to do the presentation on Tuesday. So loooooooonnnnngggg never update my blog ady....haha. since my birthday... its been 2 month ady.......
And so i was searching points for my debate, and found this...........
100 REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY
There is no #1 reason, and that's okay
Movie nudity is virtually always female
Child birth
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
Monday Night Football
Belching is cool
Your bathroom lines are always 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind
Screw up the laundry once, never allowed to do it again
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
All your orgasms are real
Those chairs by the waiting room at lingerie shops are for you
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go
You can still get away with MAKING a Valentine's day card
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
Your last name stays put
You can understand Homer Simpson
You never get a stupid Love Quiz in GQ
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Big Breasted Stripper days on Jerry Springer
We're treated like royalty when we're sick
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Sex means never worrying about your reputation
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something he or she is still your friend
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
The National College Cheerleading Championship.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below the neck
Scratching your ass is just fine
If you're 34 and single nobody notices
You can write your name in snow
Beer is a food group
Everything on your face stays its original colour
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out'
Flowers fix everything
You never have to worry about other people's feelings
You get to think about sex 90% of the day
You can wear a white shirt to a water park
Three pairs of shoes are enough
You can eat a banana in a hardware store
A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex.
Foreplay is optional
Falling asleep right after sex
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Middle aged, big gut? No problem, it's expected.
Underwear lasts longer than most marriages
Car mechanics tell the truth
The belly button is a fantastic place to store corn chip crumbs
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me
The world is your urinal
Wake up, shower, eat, brush your teeth, leave... max 15 minutes.
You get to jump up and slap stuff
Hotwax never comes near your pubic area
One mood, all the time
Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks.
Father-in-laws are sweet older men. Mother-in-laws are nasty old bitches.
You know at least twenty ways to open a beer bottle
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
Same work...more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment
It's OK to marry a girl much younger than you if you have money
It's OK to cop a free feel when you cuddle.
With 400 million sperms per shot you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, a at least in theory
You never have to wear high heels.
Sometimes women will fight over you, and you get to watch
The remote is yours and yours alone
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
People never complain about men drivers
Drinking till you pass out is occasionally OK
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mom
Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you
You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will,he won't tell your friends you've changed
Someday you'll be a dirty old man, and you're looking forward to it.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*** it!"
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit you might become lifelong buddies
Dad always let you stay out late while your sister had to be in before midnight
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood
You're expected to stink if you work out
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
If someone bothers you, you just don't talk to them and problem solved.
Telephone company commercials don't make you cry
Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them
Girls play barbie. You had GI Joe
Baywatch
There is always a game on somewhere
Because men are the best!
There is no #1 reason, and that's okay
Movie nudity is virtually always female
Child birth
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
Monday Night Football
Belching is cool
Your bathroom lines are always 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind
Screw up the laundry once, never allowed to do it again
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
All your orgasms are real
Those chairs by the waiting room at lingerie shops are for you
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go
You can still get away with MAKING a Valentine's day card
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
Your last name stays put
You can understand Homer Simpson
You never get a stupid Love Quiz in GQ
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Big Breasted Stripper days on Jerry Springer
We're treated like royalty when we're sick
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Sex means never worrying about your reputation
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something he or she is still your friend
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
The National College Cheerleading Championship.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below the neck
Scratching your ass is just fine
If you're 34 and single nobody notices
You can write your name in snow
Beer is a food group
Everything on your face stays its original colour
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out'
Flowers fix everything
You never have to worry about other people's feelings
You get to think about sex 90% of the day
You can wear a white shirt to a water park
Three pairs of shoes are enough
You can eat a banana in a hardware store
A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex.
Foreplay is optional
Falling asleep right after sex
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Middle aged, big gut? No problem, it's expected.
Underwear lasts longer than most marriages
Car mechanics tell the truth
The belly button is a fantastic place to store corn chip crumbs
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me
The world is your urinal
Wake up, shower, eat, brush your teeth, leave... max 15 minutes.
You get to jump up and slap stuff
Hotwax never comes near your pubic area
One mood, all the time
Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks.
Father-in-laws are sweet older men. Mother-in-laws are nasty old bitches.
You know at least twenty ways to open a beer bottle
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
Same work...more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment
It's OK to marry a girl much younger than you if you have money
It's OK to cop a free feel when you cuddle.
With 400 million sperms per shot you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, a at least in theory
You never have to wear high heels.
Sometimes women will fight over you, and you get to watch
The remote is yours and yours alone
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
People never complain about men drivers
Drinking till you pass out is occasionally OK
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mom
Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you
You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will,he won't tell your friends you've changed
Someday you'll be a dirty old man, and you're looking forward to it.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*** it!"
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit you might become lifelong buddies
Dad always let you stay out late while your sister had to be in before midnight
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood
You're expected to stink if you work out
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
If someone bothers you, you just don't talk to them and problem solved.
Telephone company commercials don't make you cry
Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them
Girls play barbie. You had GI Joe
Baywatch
There is always a game on somewhere
Because men are the best!
haha...although i have to support that 'men are better than women' for my debate, but i still think women are better....hehe....
2 comments:
Muahahah absolutely right!! It's a very interesting topic to argue man....
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